The Abolition of Me or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Flush Draw

Well, it all started with reading the NIV instead of the KJV and that lead to drums in worship, R-rated movies and dancing.

The debauchery persisted and the season of pleasure turned from spring to summer to winter. Soon, it just wasn't enough and I had to get more.

This is when, as most of you know now, I turned to drink. Oh, the tender love and care of a batch of homebrew may make a sweet little story but only reveals the truth of just how far I would go...

and have now gone.

Yes, now my turn the to the darker side is complete as I now have... I don't know if I can bring myself to say it... I... I... I have gambled! And liked it!!! Blackjack, craps, poker... horse races! I have bet money and won money and lost money! Oh, the miserable and wretched man that I have become.

Turn away from me and gaze upon this vile sinner no more! Save yourselves from the slippery depths down into which I have fallen! Oh, the folly of my ways! Oh, the shame! THE SHAME!!!




Anyway, if you run up against a Texas Hold 'Em poker player on Yahoo Games (and you recognize the name) you just might be playing against some one you know and love.